{1}{1}29.970 {540}{724}The Charm Of The Boheme {3045}{3159}BEFORE TWELVE NOON,|RING THE BELL FORCEFULLY! {3411}{3477}Yes? Who is it? {3489}{3562}The postman.|The mail is in the mailbox. {3633}{3696}André, the mail has arrived! {3853}{3918}René, the mail has arrived! {4143}{4214}Pardon, mademoiselle,|how did you get into my bed? {4232}{4284}Stop flirting and get the mail. {4295}{4372}Why me? Aristide|is closer to the door. {4390}{4468}What I don't know won't hurt me. {4484}{4560}What I don't read won't make me angry. {4596}{4642}Why the mail, then? {4648}{4708}But one of us must bring the mail in. {4712}{4752}Exactly. {4771}{4828}Prometheus, the mail! {4955}{5021}Ugh! Lazybones. {5050}{5112}Let's decide by drawing lots. {5185}{5273}One... two... three! {5444}{5493}Sssh... quiet. {5630}{5715}Prometheus, just one moment. {6049}{6151}Hurray, the mail has arrived! {6700}{6802}Monsieur Pierre Casale,|composer of popular songs. {6906}{6959}Esteemed artist, {6970}{7108}if the last eight instalments for the|piano won't be paid within three days... {7112}{7180}'Within' letters? Wastepaper basket. {7295}{7350}Monsieur André Dupré, {7358}{7387}painter of animals. {7391}{7420}Speak up! {7426}{7497}On your kind enquiry we inform you {7503}{7590}that so far there has been no|interested party {7598}{7690}for your animal portraits|that are exhibited in our place. {7698}{7743}Idiot. Wastepaper basket. {7838}{7908}Monsieur René Lambertain,|opera singer. {7961}{8008}We kindly inform you {8015}{8077}that an audition at our opera house {8081}{8141}will not be possible at the moment|and in the foreseeable future. {8148}{8197}General music director|Professor Delumat. {8206}{8294}Delumat, Delumat!|If I hear that name! Wastepaper basket! {8300}{8356}Are you all feeling better now? {8391}{8439}It's a shame with art! {8449}{8511}My music gets mouldy|in the writing-desk drawer, {8515}{8584}and I can only guess how|to pay the piano installments. {8591}{8668}If I had become an animal trader|instead of an animal painter, {8674}{8739}I would perhaps already have|my own menagerie today. {8752}{8837}But as it is, I have nothing apart from|a wolfish hunger. Where's the breakfast? {8845}{8892}Today is a day without breakfast. {8899}{8948}Already the third time this week! {8952}{9058}So if we are born again let's not|be great, heaven-assailing artists, {9063}{9124}but humble little millionaires. {9132}{9168}Small-minded miser! {9177}{9240}And artist must only|be born as an artist. {9249}{9332}Every truly powerful spirit|will be heard sooner or later, {9338}{9418}and I'll be born as often as|necessary to be heard! {9427}{9478}- Quite right.|- There's another letter! {9505}{9574}- Aristide, for you.|- Wastepaper basket. {9584}{9634}Stupid ass, you haven't even read it! {9638}{9726}- What should be in there?|- We shall see right now. {9849}{9892}Boys, there's money in it! {9896}{9997}One... two... three... four...|five hundred francs! {10002}{10087}- We are millionaires!|- It can't be true, show me! {10113}{10204}Yes, it's true. So read it,|slowly and distinctly! {10210}{10276}"We've been able|to place your treatise {10280}{10381}about the influence of the stars|on the character of human beings {10386}{10443}on very favourable terms. {10450}{10539}As an advance we send you|five hundred francs." {10545}{10620}- That's only the advance?|- Oh, shut up! {10624}{10672}I'm terribly excited, read on! {10680}{10770}"Your essay will be published|in 160 instalments..." {10776}{10843}160! Ah, that publisher is a genius! {10849}{10981}"... in the scientific section of the|weekly magazine for the advancement {10989}{11076}of a new... artificial butter." {11102}{11169}- Artificial butter!|- That money will be returned! {11174}{11232}It seems you have|artificial butter in your brain! {11234}{11278}I'll carry back the money even today! {11280}{11344}Then we'll carry you, even today,|to the insane asylum! {11353}{11459}No, I won't be made into a prostitute.|My science is sacred to me! {11464}{11568}And to me five hundred francs|are sacred! I'll slap you, fool! {11592}{11644}Please, no beating yet! {11650}{11736}My dear! Observer of the stars! {11743}{11818}What is science?|The poet says: {11825}{11975}"For one man, she's a heavenly goddess,|for another man she's a proficient cow." {11994}{12038}Who supplies him with butter. {12042}{12112}- But not with artificial butter!|- Butter is butter! {12120}{12168}Gentlemen, be quiet!|Let's vote. {12178}{12245}Shall we give back the money,|yes or no? {12262}{12332}One... two... three. {12341}{12449}No, no, no! {12457}{12496}Threeanimously rejected! {12506}{12647}Shall we invest it in a bacchanal|with music and beautiful women? {12660}{12767}Yes, yes, yes! {14154}{14188}Thank you! {14640}{14698}What's the matter with Henri? {14738}{14807}Just leave him alone.|He's unhappily in love. {14834}{14878}Look, he's so sad. {14904}{14965}- Come, let's comfort him.|- Yes, let's go. {15046}{15111}Am I interrupting?|Let me have the wire commode. {15126}{15167}Take this, please. {15288}{15373}Darling, I've got my hands full.|Come, eat. {15555}{15650}Everywhere love dwells, {15656}{15755}everywhere you feel love, {15767}{15982}everything in the world|revolves around love. {16004}{16115}Always for a couple spring comes, {16129}{16269}because when you're in love,|it is spring. {16281}{16532}But May comes and goes. {16612}{16813}Don't cry, oh, don't cry {16837}{17007}if a beautiful woman|breaks your heart. {17024}{17242}Forget, and|don't cry, oh, don't cry, {17294}{17461}because another one|will heal your pain. {17506}{17631}Even if you tell yourself|a thousand times {17639}{17769}that no-one can kiss quite like her, {17822}{17936}there are so many beautiful women {17944}{18096}who kiss just as well as her. {18111}{18259}And so: laugh with me, {18270}{18426}be glad and laugh with me, {18452}{18580}and take from this world|whatever you desire! {18737}{18888}Don't cry, oh, don't cry, {18897}{19043}if a beautiful woman breaks your heart. {19052}{19146}Forget, and don't cry, {19153}{19249}oh, don't cry, {19263}{19417}because another one|will heal your pain. {19445}{19574}Even if you tell yourself|a thousand times {19583}{19690}that no-one can kiss quite like her, {19700}{19814}there are so many beautiful women {19829}{19957}who kiss just as well as her. {19991}{20098}And so: laugh with me, {20122}{20240}be glad and laugh with me, {20277}{20483}and take from this world|whatever you desire! {20635}{20681}Please hurry up, Denise! {20691}{20766}Yes, I'm just preparing|the meal for father. {20774}{20847}Well, you're preparing, and in the|meantime the others eat up everything. {20854}{20946}Say, Lolotte, who are these people|that you're taking me to? {20953}{21019}Dear, funny people,|real artists. {21025}{21117}Four friends, and one of them is|my boyfriend, the animal painter. {21140}{21232}Denise, perhaps today you'll meet|someone with whom you'll fall in love. {21239}{21272}I? {21279}{21362}Why not? Happiness has its moods! {21371}{21404}Happiness. {21418}{21493}I think I'll never be|happy in my life. {21499}{21578}I mean, completely happy. {21606}{21656}But come, open the door for me. {21727}{21791}- Here's your meal!|- Thank you, my child. {21842}{21894}Let me have a look at you! {21907}{21956}You look elegant! {21966}{22029}Not at all like the daughter|of a poor opera cellist. {22044}{22121}- She composed the dress herself!|- I know. {22126}{22194}Are you very angry at me, father,|that I'll leave you alone? {22198}{22283}My child, I'm happy if|you have a little fun. {22292}{22342}Otherwise you have|nothing of your youth. {22350}{22389}Amuse yourself! {22397}{22488}And when I come home|I'll take care not to wake you up. {22496}{22579}And now come, Lolotte.|Oh yes, my coat. {22604}{22650}- Goodbye, dad!|- Goodbye, my child. {22657}{22696}Goodbye, Herr Vernier. {22708}{22756}You must take care of her, {22760}{22816}so that she won't dance too much|and won't get exhausted. {22819}{22854}You can rely on me. {22858}{22930}Only today I've spoken|to the doctor again. {22939}{23010}We must take good care of the girl,|you know why. {23019}{23055}Well, see you. {23089}{23144}What was it that Father|wanted from you? {23147}{23212}Oh, nothing. He only wanted|to know where we're going. {23219}{23281}I promised him to take care of you. {23298}{23361}Well, then I prefer to|take care of me myself. {23368}{23397}Frau Barbuche! {23517}{23577}Be so kind and|look in on my father. {23584}{23627}With pleasure. Goodbye. {23932}{23981}Such a scandal! {24011}{24069}Not even on the roof|you can get some peace and quiet! {24078}{24121}Get out! Get down! {24516}{24548}It's pretty high up! {24552}{24611}We've already reached it.|Do you hear the noise? {24621}{24717}Attention! Don't step on this one!|It's the alarm step. {24726}{24756}Alarm step? {24762}{24845}A precaution against|unwelcome visitors. {24856}{24928}You see this wire?|It goes into the atelier. {24936}{25042}If a creditor or the bailiff|steps on it, a bell goes off inside. {25182}{25254}Know what? Let's scare them.|Step on it! {25654}{25706}It isn't the bailiff! {25710}{25742}It's Lolotte! {25903}{25963}This is André, of whom|I've already told you so much. {25968}{26018}Very pleased to meet you,|please come in! {26482}{26522}René Lambertain. {26528}{26580}Pierre Casale. May I help you? {26585}{26666}- May I take you over to the buffet?|- Of course you may. {26690}{26747}Well, here's our abundant buffet! {26754}{26821}Yes, here's ham, sausages, bread|and egg pancakes. {26826}{26862}Everything the heart desires! {26867}{26927}This here is excellent,|perhaps the best. {26931}{26977...
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